Speeding Buddies!
So this one time I was on this marathon driving session across the middle of Scotland somewhere, and I was stuck in a line of possibly 100 cars all crawling along at 40mph. This is obviously a RIDICULOUS speed as it is not CONSIDERABLY above the speed limit. So, being the enterprising young chap that I am, I unleashed the untamed power of both my eyes and my right foot in a crotch-rocking combo of pure awesomeness. This awesomeness is more commonly referred to as OVERTAKING in more competent driving circles.
So anyway, there I was doing my OVERTAKING when, unexpectedly, I was joined by SOMEONE ELSE. Later on there were even more. In fact, we were like some kind of gang tearing up the A-Roads. In fact, we were SPEEDING BUDDIES. It was like that thing at the Olympics where you have a team of runners and some kind of stick you give to each other. It was like that, except we were driving, there were no sticks and it wasn’t at the Olympics. And instead of getting a medal for being fastest, you get a HEFTY FINE and numerous naughty points on your license.
Still, fun times were had. Can’t wait ’till our next speeding session.