‘The Bathroom Test’
How do you know if you’re drunk enough? It’s a question I rarely ever ask myself, but it is still a question. And every question has an answer.
Allow me to introduce a little thing I like to call ‘The Bathroom Test’. Essentially, how it works is this.
You drink a little.
You head to the urinal.
Now here’s the important bit. If you find that you’re actually having a really good time aiming at random objects people have left in the urinal, that means you’re drunk. That is a good thing.