Wow, I’ve been gone a long time. I’d love to say I was doing something totally way cool like perhaps visiting the Buckfast distillery, but nah. I was simply putting an immense amount of effort into not failing uni. I’m pleased to report that everything has gone sufficiently un-shitly up to this point.
Great news though. In the past 2 weeks I have managed to watch both Cloverfiled AND Death Race. So expect reviews/scripts up for those sometime soon.
I hate them more than anything else in the world, and here’s some more great news just announced.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7661013.stm
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/driving/article4909662.ece
Here’s a vandalised sign that shows my feelings quite well.
And here’s a picture of some friendly policemen hiding out in the back of a horse box, which is apparently completely LEGAL.
Hmm, let’s see. Why don’t I find the smelliest fish in the world, and EAT IT FOR BREAKFAST. That way, instead of smelling like fresh mint in the morning, I can smell I’ve been gutting fish by a bonfire for the past week. It will be amazing.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/driving/news/article4776063.ece
FINALLY
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/08/28/bt_router_bbc_iplayer_bug/
I have literally waited so long for this day to happen.
In this short episode, we demonstrate what happens after you consume vast amounts of alcohol at the student union.
Well, today’s the big day. The day when the biggest and baddest of all Sighthill tower blocks gets demolished. And.. I slept in, and missed it. Luckily someone else was there to film it all and kindly left me a comment on YouTube.
Check out the clip, looks pretty awesome.
So I was just walking back from the cinema (Pineapple Express was pretty good) when I hear this tyre screeching kinda sound. So I look round behind me and FUCK ME. There’s a MOTHERFUCKING CAR driving down the MOTHERFUCKING STEPS. Then the FUCKING CAR hits the FUCKING WALL and two FUCKING NEDS jump out and run down the FUCKING UNDERPASS. It was intense. I was planning on watching Police Interceptors on TV tonight, but now I don’t have to!
This devastating piece of news was sent to me by way of e-mail. It seems that I’ve somehow managed to pass ALL of my exams and the university has bizarrely decided to have me back. I’ve already put together my timetables as well. On one side I have my class time table and on the other I have my beer drinking timetable. Predictably my beer drinking timetable is the COMPLETE INVERSE of my class timetable. I don’t see how drinking vast amounts of alcohol could possibly be a bad idea.. Nope, definitely not a bad idea, not at all, not even questionable. In fact, scrap that, it’s a GREAT idea.
After about 6 months of video silence we are finally ready to unleash yet more ‘retarded’ goodness into the world. We’re kicking things off this week with the Freshers Special, an episode where we show you another episode. How awesome is that?
Anyways, hope you enjoy it, oh, and the top 5 comments will get a free Physics Society branded beer. I shit you not, we have our own beer.