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Sledging – Not just for kids!

SmellyBroom — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 23:56:42 +0000

What with all the snow lying around right now, I thought now would be the ideal time to remind everyone that sledging is NOT JUST FOR KIDS. Seriously guys, sledging is the most amazing fun you can have in the snow. Just find a sledge, or steal one off a kid, then head to the steepest [...]

SmellyBroom Show Episode 027 – A Teaser

SmellyBroom — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 05:13:02 +0000

We’re back! After over a year of not posting a single video, we’re finally back in business! We’ve got a lot of retarded shit coming up in 2010 and to give you a little teaser of what’s to come, here’s our uhm.. teaser? a

SmellyBroom Script – 2012

SmellyBroom — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:03:53 +0000

It’s been a while since I’ve posted anything on here so I thought I should probably make it something big. Last night I intentionally went to see 2012. For those of you who don’t know, 2012 is yet another generic disaster movie with copious amounts of inconsistency, plot holes, flimsy science and plain old BAD [...]

Why is a Computer Mouse Called a Mouse?

SmellyBroom — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 13:05:17 +0000

So why is it called a mouse? Is it because it slightly resembles a mouse in that it’s small and has a wire at one end? If so, then that is by far the most retarded name origin I’ve ever encountered. What were those engineers smoking? They were told told to design a device which allows [...]

Posting a Letter to America

SmellyBroom — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 21:48:26 +0000

So I was posting a letter to America the other week. Easy right? Stick a stamp on it and just go. But NO. Turns out you HAVE to go to the Post Office. So off I went, letter in hand. Me: I’d like to post this letter to America please. Woman: Just pop it on the scales [...]

Why Are Movies So Goddamn Long?!

SmellyBroom — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 12:55:12 +0000

I went to the cinema last week. Now normally you could expect to be at the cinema, watch an entire movie and be back home within around 2 hours. This is what I would consider to be normal. These days however, it seems people are intent on making movies long as fuck. Last week I was [...]

It Wasn’t a Baby Changing Room

SmellyBroom — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 14:01:31 +0000

So here’s the deal. I was sitting happily enjoying my refreshingly alcoholic beverage in a social alcohol drinking environment commonly known as a bar. Suddenly out of nowhere, I decide that I would like to visit the lavatory to dispose of some bodily fluids. No problem, I’ll just work out that door and turn left towards [...]

I’m on Nightcops!

SmellyBroom — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:35:57 +0000

In all honesty though, it’s not as exciting as it sounds. There I was just innocently trying to ask the big-headed police officer what was going on and he goes and SHUNS me like he’s some kind of movie star type character. Anyway, here’s a picture of me on Nightcops with speech balloons added for comedic effect. a

Vodka Tastes Like Arse

SmellyBroom — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 00:51:34 +0000

Anyone who tells you they like the taste of vodka is a liar. Vodka actually tastes like arse. If you can picture a situation where you’re wearing some really tight jeans and proceed to spend the entire day jogging on a treadmill, then when you get home you take your boxers off and squeeze all the [...]

SmellyBroom Script – Fighting

SmellyBroom — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 11:44:53 +0000

Last week I accidentally walked to the cinema and watched a cinematic masterpiece by the name of Fighting. What follows is my depiction of a hypothetical movie script which could have been used during filming.