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Top Gun made to look like a gay love story. It’s actually really good.

…but £13.50 is a pretty fucking lot of money. That’s two price increases in the past two years and that is entirely unreasonable. I mean, just because everything else gets more expensive… How am I expected to find an additional £1.50 per month?

Bizarrely, I’ve decided that since cinema tickets here go for £4.70 each and I tend to watch at least 3 films a month, £13.50 is still fairly reasonable.

As a fun experiment, let’s sit down and work out if I’ve watched enough films in the past 2 years to make my monthly subscription worthwhile.

1st year’s subscription = £10.99 X 12 = £131.88
2nd year’s subscription = £11.99 X 12 = £143.88

Total cost over 2 years = £131.88 + £143.88 = £275.76

Total number of movies watched over 2 years = 83

Actual cost of student cinema tickets = £4.70 X 83 = £390.00

So yes, turns out it was worthwhile. All I have to do now is continue spending unhealthy amounts of time in the cinema seeing shit films that often make me angry and/or bored.

    05.05.09

Aah, the 7th. What a wonderful time of the year. Hangovers are a thing of the past and there’s at least 3 days left until the start of term. And that’s about it. In fact, the 7th is a pretty average day, perhaps even the MOST average.

I have literally spent an AVERAGE AMOUNT OF TIME writing my revised movie script for Quantum of Solace. So take that internet! An update is on it’s way.

It has been literally more than a few days since I’ve posted ANYTHING on here. I mean anything at all. Not even a YouTube video. Until now. And all that is about to change, for I am now linking to a YouTube video.

A classic.

And now onto my feeble University-based excuse for not posting anything. Between failing exams and dreaming about fucking hot women, I’ve just had no time to write anything. I do have my movie script for The Dark Night and Quantum of Solace in the works though, so I guess that could happen fairly soon. If it doesn’t, you can always check out Show Me your Genitals 2 (E=MC VAGINA), another YouTube classic.

Wow, I’ve been gone a long time. I’d love to say I was doing something totally way cool like perhaps visiting the Buckfast distillery, but nah. I was simply putting an immense amount of effort into not failing uni. I’m pleased to report that everything has gone sufficiently un-shitly up to this point.

Great news though. In the past 2 weeks I have managed to watch both Cloverfiled AND Death Race. So expect reviews/scripts up for those sometime soon.

I hate them more than anything else in the world, and here’s some more great news just announced.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7661013.stm

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/driving/article4909662.ece

Here’s a vandalised sign that shows my feelings quite well.

And here’s a picture of some friendly policemen hiding out in the back of a horse box, which is apparently completely LEGAL.

Hmm, let’s see. Why don’t I find the smelliest fish in the world, and EAT IT FOR BREAKFAST. That way, instead of smelling like fresh mint in the morning, I can smell I’ve been gutting fish by a bonfire for the past week. It will be amazing.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/driving/news/article4776063.ece