Vodka Tastes Like Arse
Anyone who tells you they like the taste of vodka is a liar.
Vodka actually tastes like arse. If you can picture a situation where you’re wearing some really tight jeans and proceed to spend the entire day jogging on a treadmill, then when you get home you take your boxers off and squeeze all the sweat into a small glass, then you leave that small glass to fester in a damp room for 4 months, then you take it out and dip your nutsack in for a few seconds, then give it a quick stir and pour some bleach in. THAT is what vodka tastes like.
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