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It is a well known fact that real men eat food with their hands. Think about it. Burgers, pizzas, sandwiches, chips, sausages, spaghetti, baked beans. The list goes on and on. So, next time you see some toolbag eating a pizza with a knife and fork, remember, he is NOT and NEVER WILL BE a real man.

UPDATE – Just remembered, this doesn’t apply to soup. You can use a straw for that if you want to.