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DIRECTOR
Fade subtly… Wait, scrap that. Jump SUDDENLY into a high speed car chase.

EDITOR
What? But I’ve already faded the sound in and everything.

DIRECTOR
Leave the sound, people will think it’s artistic and whatnot.

A ludicrous car chase ensues in which James Bond defies the LAWS OF PHYSICS. In a mad scramble to find the NOS button on his Aston, James unwittingly blows his own door off.

JAMES
Holy balls! My arms, legs, torso, and in fact every part of my entire anatomy is fully exposed to the wildly inaccurate gunfire emanating from the family saloon behind me. I should engage the INVISIBLE DOOR-SHAPED BULLET-PROOF BAD-GUY DEFENCE SYSTEM.

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I have literally spent an AVERAGE AMOUNT OF TIME writing my revised movie script for Quantum of Solace. So take that internet! An update is on it’s way.

It has been literally more than a few days since I’ve posted ANYTHING on here. I mean anything at all. Not even a YouTube video. Until now. And all that is about to change, for I am now linking to a YouTube video.

A classic.

And now onto my feeble University-based excuse for not posting anything. Between failing exams and dreaming about fucking hot women, I’ve just had no time to write anything. I do have my movie script for The Dark Night and Quantum of Solace in the works though, so I guess that could happen fairly soon. If it doesn’t, you can always check out Show Me your Genitals 2 (E=MC VAGINA), another YouTube classic.