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Knight Rider, that classic 80s TV show, is finally returning to our screens. Words cannot describe how ludicrously excited I was to finally see David Hasselhoff’s face back on my TV.

Well, that is until I discovered the shocking revelation that the Hoff actually suffers from the same ageing condition that plagues the human race. This depressing piece of news of course means that the Hoff is too old to to kick bad guys up the arse with a talking car.

Damn.

Knight Rider Trailer

Ever wonder what it would be like to cycle a Penny Farthing down a long hill with your legs over the handlebars? I know I have, but luckily I don’t have to wonder anymore.

As shocking as this may be, this is exactly how we spent the first day of 2008.

Possibly the best Flight of the Conchords song I have ever heard.

This is the Acousticles rocking it up at Heriot-Watt open mic night last Thursday.

That, everyone, is a question you may not ever have to ask.. thanks to the awesome patented turd weighing scales!

Rarely has there ever been an animal as supremely gifted as the sloth.

Here are some fun facts:

• Sloths only defecate once a week.
• Sloths don’t have enough strength to stand on their own legs.
• Sloths move slowly enough for fungus and algae to grow on their fur.
• Sloths are an endangered species.

It’s been a while, but we’re back, and sticking to the weekly releases.

This footage was filmed at the end of last term, just before Christmas, when we were gearing up for the Christmas party.

Or Urban Justice as it’s called in the rest of the world.

This is quite possibly the single worst Steven Seagal I have ever seen, and that’s quite a statement. The plot line is as follows:

Steven Seagal’s son gets murdered. Steven Seagal kills people for revenge. The end.

But perhaps that’s being unfair, so here’s a more in-depth summary…

Steven Seagal arrives in some crappy generic urban environment.
Steven Seagal meets an attractive woman.
Steven Seagal kicks some guy’s ass whilst taking no damage.
Steven Seagal thinks out loud to fill in plot line.
Steven Seagal randomly follows up non-existent clue.
Steven Seagal kicks some guy’s ass whilst taking no damage.
Cool music plays.
Steven Seagal randomly meets someone who magically has knowledge that can help him.
Steven Seagal thinks out loud to fill in plot line.
Steven Seagal randomly follows up non-existent clue.
Steven Seagal kicks some guy’s ass whilst taking no damage.
Cool music plays.
Steven Seagal randomly meets someone who magically has knowledge that can help him.
Steven Seagal thinks out loud to fill in plot line.
Steven Seagal randomly follows up non-existent clue.
Steven Seagal kicks some guy’s ass whilst taking no damage.
Cool music plays.
Steven Seagal randomly meets someone who magically has knowledge that can help him.
Steven Seagal thinks out loud to fill in plot line.
Steven Seagal randomly follows up non-existent clue.
Steven Seagal kicks some guy’s ass whilst taking no damage.
Cool music plays.
Steven Seagal randomly meets someone who magically has knowledge that can help him.
Steven Seagal thinks out loud to fill in plot line.
Steven Seagal randomly follows up non-existent clue.
Steven Seagal kicks some guy’s ass whilst taking no damage.
Cool music plays.

And now for the ending you’ve all been waiting for…

Steven Seagal kicks alot of people’s asses at the same time.
Steven Seagal doesn’t kick some guy’s ass.
Some guy tells the audience how awesome Steven Seagal is.
Cool music plays.
The end.

And now a little treat for you guys. Here’s a link to Steven Seagal’s very own legitimate energy drink brand.

Lightning Energy Drink!