Three Deadly Porno Mishaps
The Animal
It’s happened to everyone. You’re sitting there watching a top notch porno when all of a sudden, a horse walks into the shot. What? Horse? Porno? You don’t know what to do. Erection? No erection? Who knows.
The Tranny
All in all, this is possibly the scariest of all porno mishaps. You click some links, look at some pictures, and you’re pretty sure you’re looking at damn fine piece of ass. Correct. However, when the camera pans down, you soon realise that you were in fact masturbating over a piece of willy. Talk about boner-kill.
The Bi-Sexual
This is in my opinion the deadliest of the three. The situation goes like this, you’re sitting there wanking away happily at your 3-way porno when all of a sudden… Did that just happen? That dude just suck another dude’s cock? … I’m afraid so. Those gays trick you into thinking everything’s straight then BAM! Your penis shrivels.
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