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The problem:
Sweeping and mopping the kitchen floor takes time and effort.
The solution:
Cover the floor with wood chippings.
Problem solved. Now all the dirt can sit on the floor, and if it starts to smell, you can simply water it down a bit.
(Not a post about tag team wrestling…)
Just testing the new tagging system. Nothing to see here…
Hmm.
Here’s a carefully drawn out map of our late-night trek around Edinburgh.
So I just finished cleaning up the website, changing a few images here and there, disabling some plugins, then I had the great idea of upgrading WordPress and K2 to the latest versions.
Mistake.
The latest release of K2 is completely incompatible with my SmellyBroom.com theme. On top of that, I managed to wreck the entire database during the upgrade proccess. After a few hours messing with different installations, I gave up and imported all my posts and comments into a fresh install of WordPress.
I learnt something today.
If its not broken, make backups before fixing it.
And the reason?
Constant pooing of soggy-bran-textured poos.
It’s like what would happen if you mushed up bran flakes and water, put it in a blender and then having to go to the toilet 3 times a day for the privilege.
If you’re thinking about doing the Bran challenge, I would have to give you a solid thumbs down on the idea.
Goodness.. that’s pretty amazing.
I’ve just got up, and after spending a whole night suffocating from the smell of my own farts I can safely say that I HATE BRAN.
I’m now 50 hours into the challenge and the effects are starting to piss me off immensely. The lack of any flavour in my food intake is killing me. On top of that, the texture of a Bran Flake is most possibly one of the worst textures in the world. In a typical mouthful of Bran, around 90% of it ends up stuck to your teeth.
At this point in time its rather difficult to think of anything positive to say about Bran. It’s kinda crappy really.
You know what’s retarded?
Eating nothing but dry Bran Flakes for a week.
Yep.
It’s that retarded.
Your not even allowed milk with your Bran, that would be too easy. The challenge started at midnight last night and my wee already smells of Bran…
Oh well, only 6 more days to go.
I did.
Every single game on this website is incredibly awesome. My personal favourite being ‘Aggressive Alpine Skiing’. It’s so good I’ve even got the soundtrack.