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So I got this forward in my inbox, which sucks because forwards are meant to have their own little mailbox which I can not bother reading. But anyway, read it I did.

“Forward this message to everyone on your friends list and you will recieve an extra box at the bottom of your homepage that will allow you to see who has been viewing your homepage and for how long ”

Yeah. Sure. Well how about you forward this message to everyone and you’ll get a box at the bottom of your home-page with a video of pigs flying out of your arse crack. How does that sound? Huh?

I find that long boring house keeping shifts can be made much more enjoyable if you add some variety. One of my personal favourites is taking the time to hang out in the biscuit cupboard for a while. Not only does this pass the time and stop you from getting peckish, it also has a big social scene, much like a water-cooler or the the girl’s toilets.

Of course you could always spend time doing more exciting things. Take this life-size doll for example.

A nice little treat for any guests checking in that night.

Today, being Tuesday the 8th, means youths everywhere across Scotland are getting their exam results, and that includes me. Myself, I managed to fail Higher English and Advanced Higher Physics.. completely. But I did scrape a C in Higher Maths and Advanced Higher Computing which means I’ve snuck into uni. Yup, not bad Thomas.

99p shops are the way to go. You see, I worked it all out. If you walked into a pound shop with a hundred pounds, you’d walk back out with a hundred incredibly useful quality items. Now if you walked into a 99p shop with a hundred pounds, you’d be able to get 101 items. That’s a whole thing! Remember that next time you have to choose between a 99p shop and a pound shop.

That’s right morons, the website is back! At least two new entries a day. Yup. That’s twice as good as one a day!

Good god man, you can’t be serious!

Apparently they are. Darts is indeed a common pub past time, second only to pool and, of course, drinking. Okay so it’s third to pool and drinking, and mostly it works okay.

What the good pub people failed to take into consideration though was the oncoming of intoxication. Drunk people? Darts? Here’s how the conversation probably went.

Dave: Hey uh.. we need to entertain customers so they buy more drink.
Frank: Uhm, yea sure.
Jeremiah: Why don’t we give them pointy spear things to throw at a wall?
Frank: Best give them something to aim for eh?
Dave: Sure. Okay then, let’s let them throw pointy things at a targetty thing then yea?
Jeremiah: Umm……
Dave: What?
Jeremiah: Won’t these people be like.. drunk?
Dave: …
Frank: …
Jeremiah: …

Genius. Giving drunk people pointy things to throw. Just pure genius.

Just a quick note to say that all the movie files over at Morar.TK are back online. If anyone has direct links to any of the files then they’ll be needing some updating round about now.

Yes folks, as I suspected, work does indeed suck.