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A whole fire?! In a bag?! That my friends, is sheer awesomeness.

Ooh I got new socks, twenty of them, that’s ten pairs.

These socks were cheap, which is why I bought them, I bought them knowing they were cheap crappy socks. Just something to keep my feetsies warm, not something to transform me into an athlete. Everyone knows they’re cheap crappy socks so why must they pretend to be high tech super sock things with complicated diagrams and stuff, yeah. C’mon socks, you’re just crap, get over it. There’s no need to draw a big diagram of yourself telling people where to poke their toes.

I was must examining the walls at the local Morissons, as you do, when I noticed this ever so helpful notice. It appears to be a guide on all the different trolley varieties. Quite what it’s guiding you on however, is still unclear and I was sadly unable to investigate any further due to onlookers giving me the odd stare.

This fine confectionary product is marketed as the ‘Rice Krispie Square’, and that is wrong on so many levels.

Firstly, a square is a two dimensional shape, and as you can see the product is most definetly not two dimensional. So to even stand a chance of being correct it wuld have to be a ‘Rice Krispie Cube’.

Lastly (I know.. I only have two points), not all sides of the product are equal, so it is in no way a cube or square its a cuboid! Kellogs you suck, at least educate kids correctly when they buy your poorly marketed confectionary snack.

A better video of Panic.

Panic at the Disco – The Only Difference – Live Video

I’m not entirely sure how popular Panic at the Disco were last year, but judging by the audience in this live performance, I would say not very.

Panic at the Disco – Lying is the Most Fun – Live Video

Ice Hockey, some would call it a violent sport, and some woudln’t. I watched ice hockey the other day, and yes, a there was a fight. Large blokes wearing helmets and metal blades on their feet, carrying long sticks. It doesn’t really get more violent does it?

Well I was wrong.

Instead of beating each other with sticks and stabbing them with their skates, they instead decided to throw away their sticks and slap each other gently accross the face with their gloves, all while hugging each other for balance.

Why the hell?! Why the hell do they do that? There’s way more chance of being injured during a fight-free game of ice hockey, seriously. And if you have to fight, at least use the sticks and make it worthwhile.

Woah, new site design! Now before you all get down on your knees and call me a god I should point out that this is just a template. I know.. a template, I feel so degraded, but fear not because I’m working on it. The good old grey an pink that everyone seems to hate so much will be back, because I like it, so tough cookies to all you grey and pink haters.

This is the end of it, seriously. My block checker post gets bombarded with with hits from google, mostly from people trying desperately to remove it from their computers. Eventually some hero found a way to remove it and posted a link in a comment, so here it is.

Dusty Dreams Blog – This is the guy, I’ve no-idea who he is but he is a true hero so give his site a visit.

MSN Block Checker Removal Script Download – Here’s the actual script, just download it and double click it (I think? Somebody let me know…).

Good luck everyone! And remember, if you have any questions, go here.

Well I have a great band to recommend. They’re currently unsigned but that doesn’t mean they suck. So check them out, really.

Union City Blue Official Website

Union City Blue on Purevolume